Moroccan People Characteristics ..
You Know you're Moroccan when..!
1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy)
2) You were in love with Captain Majid and wished you could be friends with Saly. (Girl)
3) You spoke French with some of your friends, your parents sometimes. But with your grandparents, it was Darija or Shel7a, Soussia, Rifya.(Sent Tamazight!?)
4) The second largest mosque in the world is in the biggest city in your country
5) You remember when 2M(Douziam) had just started and you needed the "decodeur" to watch good movies.
6) Your mom, or sister, or the maid watched Guadalupe. You might have watched that too.
7) You've seen 3 people on a motorcycle and 7 people in a 5-seat car.
8) There was no such a thing as a car seat for children and you could sit in the front next to your dad at age 3.
9) If you're a girl, you've been harassed by random guys who would not stop at just staring. You heard them call you zzin, manshoufoush? Or Ghzala tbarkellah, wakha ntkellem m3ak?
10) If you're a guy, you know what I'm talking about, if you haven't done it, at least you've witnessed it and wanted to beat the guy up if it was around your sister or girlfriend.
11) You call your mom's girlfriends Khalti and your dad's friend's 3ammi.
12) The US is called Lmirikan, Italy, Ttalian, France, Fransa, Spain, Ssbalyoun, China Shinw
13) You knew that when someone signaled you with the "Flash" and they were coming from the opposite direction that meant there's a hidden radar or cops, slow down!
14) You have so many way to designate money. E.g.: 10 drahem= alf frank= myatayn rial.
15) In elementary school, the teacher would make sure two people of the oppostie sex would sit next to one another (And somewhere it bugged you)... Later, it was totally fine and even something you looked forward to sometimes!
16) When your grand parents swear they saw King Mohammed V in the moon.
THE BEST ONES ***
When you know doissa(Dossier) of someone before he/she knows them
When all yoghourts are called DANOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUNE (yeah why say yoghourt when the brand is enough)
When at least one ofyour cousins lives in europe, and the rest of them want to''burn''or"l7RIG" to the other side
When you know the word coming after this one:
TIKCHBILA,TIWLIWLA!
you put the seat belt on 10 sec befor you c the cops.
When you have a spot on your arm (called "jelba")
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